Saturday, February 23, 2008

The man has finally lost it...

Somebody should tend to Hassan, I think all that time spent hiding in the tunnels has given him a severe case of cabin fever.
His latest suggestion today is to hold competing rallies to see who's is bigger. I think he was really serious about it. He's gone completely insane.
I tell you he needs to spend more time out in the sun, a little vitamin D would do him wonders.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Time for Curfew?

Every few days, idiots from both sides get overtaken by their testosterone and start fighting. These young men, most of whom were too young to remember the civil war, should be put on a leash. If their parents don't know how to control them, then the law should control them.
I suggest a curfew for all males under the age of 18 after 9pm, unless accompanied by an adult.
These imbeciles should be kept at home by force, since apparently they understand no other language.

Friday, February 15, 2008

By the Way

Is it just me or is Saad finally starting to improve in the public speaking department?

Thursday, February 14, 2008

A Nation Mourns

One side remembers its fallen martyrs three years on, the other their newly assasinated victim.
It seems we are constantly trying to outdo each other, even in mourning.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Lebanon Loses

7 Lebanese die in riots: Lebanon loses
Army may be implicated:Lebanon loses
Neighberhoud snipers may be implicated: Lebanon loses
Fatah al Islam snipers may be implicated: Lebanon loses
Syrian mokhabarat snipers may be implicated: Lebanon loses
More intersectarian hatred generated: Lebanon loses
Soldiers targeted after Sunday: Lebanon loses
Back to zero on president : Lebanon loses
Instability: Lebanon loses
Instability: Syrian Regime wins
Instability: Syrian Regime regains foothold
Instability: Syrian Regime rules agian
Syrian Regime rules again: LEBANON LOSES