Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Those Hilarious Israelis.....

Just in case you thought the Israelis where a dour bunch, they go and prove otherwise by providing us with some comic relief: they have just realised that they had gone to "War" last year, apparently they weren't so sure before, they originally thought they had been invited to a picnic in the hills of South Lebanon.

Now that they've decided that it was indeed a War, they are
looking for a name by which to call it, so if you have any ideas,
email them at: name.that.war@IsraelisAreIdiots.com

Tuesday, March 13, 2007


Naharnet are reporting the arrest of 6 out of 8 people suspected in carrying out the bus bombings. Surprising no one, the cell turned out to be Syrian-based. Keep an eye on the Lebanese Opposition to see how they rationalise their way out of this one.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007


Daddy and Mummy are getting together to solve our problems. The children have repeatedly demonstrated that they are too feeble-minded to handle their own issues, and totally deserve the utter humiliation of having their dirty laundry washed and aired by their respective sponsors. Tislamleh il-karameh , tshrsha7na on a global level.

So if the rumors are true, a miracle will occur and we will put the shit behind us. If they get it done within the next week, I will formally declare March 11 the winners of the competition , since they were the closest to the date without going over.