Daddy and Mummy are getting together to solve our problems. The children have repeatedly demonstrated that they are too feeble-minded to handle their own issues, and totally deserve the utter humiliation of having their dirty laundry washed and aired by their respective sponsors. Tislamleh il-karameh , tshrsha7na on a global level.
So if the rumors are true, a miracle will occur and we will put the shit behind us. If they get it done within the next week, I will formally declare March 11 the winners of the competition , since they were the closest to the date without going over.